What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
‘ Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours,
but I never told them anything !! ‘

What’s the difference between people
who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.

When I was young I used to pray for a bike,
then I realized that God doesn’t work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

A little boy went up to his father and asked :
‘ Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from ? ‘
His father replied :
‘ Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother,
because I still have mine. ‘

Jimmy’s teacher sent a note home to his mother, saying :
‘ Jimmy seems to be a very bright boy,
but spends too much of his time thinking about girls. ‘
The mother wrote back the next day :
‘ If you find a solution, please advise.
I have the same problem with his father ! ‘


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