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Clinton, Bush, and Washington…

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic.
As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ”Save the women!”

George Bush hysterically screeches, ”Screw the women!”

And Bill Clinton’s eyes light up and he says, ”Do we have time?”

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